japan has this creepy sick obsession with mayo, and it’s nothing like the kind you’d typically find in north america… like, i can’t explain it other than its hella SWEET and if it were up to them, it’d be on EV-RY-THING
it’s so damn gross… like, i already don’t fuck with this shit, so to see them have shelves upon shelves and millions of varieties… i was mortified
also: their cheese is hella inferior… even their fake cheese is deplorable.
The only acceptable mayo is the mayo in the doll-shaped bottle…
And only sparsely drizzled over takoyaki or okonomiyaki.
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog